- GAY CHOICE CHALLENGE -
Everyone knows that being gay is obviously a choice, so the Gay Choice Challenge is to prove it, once and for all, by choosing to be gay for one month. If enough straight people complete the Gay Choice Challenge, then the entire LGBTQIA+ community will be forced to admit that being gay was their choice… or whatever their sexual perversion of choice.
Here are the rules…
- Choose to be gay. A very simple first step… millions of people have already done it.
- Find people of the same sex attractive. Fantasize about what it would be like to be with them regardless of societal norms.
- Watch some gay porn… but only gay porn that you find arousing. Get into it, pleasure yourself while watching it.
- Begin dating someone of the same sex. You know, someone cute with a nice personality and a hot bod… But, and this is important, no one you know can find out that you’re dating someone of the same sex.
- Have your first gay kiss. It doesn’t have to be much, but it has to be on the lips.
* Bonus points if you use your tongue.* - Come out… Start with your family… that ought to go well. Then move on to friends… it’s a great way to weed out your true friends. Finally, come out at work, so you can just be openly gay, then the rest of this will surely be easy.
- Navigate all the discrimination you now face in just trying to live your life. The looks and the comments as you and your significant other simply hold hands in public. The people who don’t want you to get married even though it has nothing to do with them.
* Bonus points if you are actually gay bashed… the more violent the more bonus points. Unfortunately, if you are killed, you will not be able to complete the challenge. NO PARTIAL CREDIT! * - The time has come… Your first, full blown, sexual encounter. I recommend a romantic getaway… perhaps a weekend in Pennsylvania Dutch Country. It’s what you’ve been building to, so make it count. Bring a copy of the Kama Sutra… I’m sure most of it can be modified for you and your same sex partner. Go all out, really enjoy yourselves, the kinkier the better.
Upon completing the Gay Choice Challenge, you will have bragging rights as well as having proven that being gay is a choice. That ought to make them homosexuals wave the white flag instead of those gay rainbow flags.
- Note: I’m saying gay as in the adjective with a negative connotation as is popular among today’s youth… not gay as in rainbow flags that support gay causes cause that would be gay.
You better move quickly because you only have a month to complete the Gay Choice Challenge unlike those who choose this for their entire life!
Finally, you’re free to make the choice to go back to being straight, if that’s still an option for you.
